FREEZE. You have the right to remain laughing, at Character Assassination's Roast the Police! 911 is a joke as history's favorite fake cops take the stage to lobby insults at each other in a one-of-a-kind Comedy Central-style roast. Hook 'em and book 'em-- your tickets, that is! Featuring a dais of Robocop, Walker: Texas Ranger, Steven Seagal, and MORE! April 22nd & 23rd, 7:30 & 10pm, at the Bard’s Town!